Airport Security

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Year to date statistics on airport security screening from the
Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Concealed weapons 0

Explosive devices 3 (Cans of Coca-Cola)

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

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