SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2010!!

A freshman college instructor reminds her class
of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t
tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a
serious personal injury, illness, or a death in
your immediate family, but that’s it, no other
excuses whatsoever!’
A smart-ass student in the back of the room
raised his hand and asked, ‘What would you say
if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?’
The entire class is reduced to laughter and
snickering. When silence was restored, the
teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook
her head and sweetly said, ‘Well, I guess you’d
have to write the exam with your other hand.’

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