Ways to tell you’re Grown Up – Part 1

1) Your household plants are alive and you can’t smoke any of them.
2) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3) You keep more food than beer in your fridge.
4) 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5) You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
6) You watch the weather channel.
7) Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”.
8) you go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as as “dressed up”.
10) You’re the one calling the police because those %&@#ing kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.