Ways to tell you’re Grown Up – Part 2

11) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12) You don’t know what time the Taco Bell closes anymore.
13) Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
15) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16) You take naps.
17) Dinner and a movie IS the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19) You go to the drig store for Ibuprofen and Antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20) A £3.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit”.
21) You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22) “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again”.
23) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24) You drink at home to save money before going to a pub.
25) When you find out a friend is pregnant, you congratulate them instead of asking” Oh shit, what the hell happened?”
26) You read this entire list looking deperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends ’cause you kow they’ll enjoy it too.

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