Brilliant Badge…use with care

The other day I needed to go to the local NHS hospital but not
wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue jacket and
pinned on a plastic ID card that I had made off the Internet
onto the front of my jacket.

When I went into the hospital, I noticed that 3/4 of the people
got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that
sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here’s
the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of
quicker emergency service.

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It also works at all supermarkets. It saves me hours..

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice
of any machine, most still running!

Don’t try it at McDonald’s though….. The whole staff
disappeared and I never got my order !!!!!

Also………. never wear it while trying to get a taxi !!

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