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THESE ARE SO POLITICALLY INCORRECT – THAT I WORRY ABOUT POSTING THEM!! I BLAME MY SOURCES AND DO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEM!

Kate Middleton says to the Queen, “What’s the secret to a successful marriage?”
Queen replies “Wear a seatbelt and don’t piss me off.”

The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops. Although they do make me look a bit gay.

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said “We’ll struggle to get another man of the same calibre.”

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