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THESE ARE SO POLITICALLY INCORRECT – THAT I WORRY ABOUT POSTING THEM!! I BLAME MY SOURCES AND DO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEM!

I went to audition for the part of the Artful Dodger in a production of Oliver Twist. When I found out I hadn’t got the role and had lost it to an
Asian I went and asked the director what was wrong with my audition.
Nothing,” he said “but under our new equal rights policy we’ve got to pick a Paki or two.”

On my Census form there is a question “Do you have any dependants?”
Apparently putting “Hundreds of Africans, Pakis, Somalians, single mums, Romanians, loafers, smack heads and non English speaking people”
isn’t the right answer.
They’ve sent my form back!

Prince William says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding.
Prince Phillip says he doesn’t give a toss, he’s still going.

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