Wonderfully incorrect 6

THESE ARE SO POLITICALLY INCORRECT – THAT I WORRY ABOUT POSTING THEM!! I BLAME MY SOURCES AND DO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEM!

I’ve just watched the Simpsons and realised it’s a load of bollocks.
Who would put a load of funny yellow people in charge of running a nuclear power station?

Now he’s dead, they’re making a film of Eddie Stobart’s life story.
I’ve just seen the trailer.

Now Eddie Stobart’s dead they’ve found out that he was HGV positive.

Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. I’ve been ringing 08001730 for two bloody days. Why don’t you answer the bloody phone?
Girl replies, those are our opening times you daft bugger.

Some Japanese tourists just asked me to take a picture of them. When I
said “Wave” they legged it!

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